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Porn Intro Could Use Some Reworking

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

And by "reworking," I mean the elimination of all attempts at narrative, acting, or any pretense that this "professor meets Hungarian immigrant" porn is about anything but meaningless, grim sex. I say, less bad acting, more shtupping!

The "Best Actress in a Werewolf Drama" Award Goes To . . .

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:00:00 -0700

This chick. For the most "absolutely fascinating" six seconds of B-movie acting to ever hit the small screen.

(Adrianna Miles in Werewolf.)

Sharon and Fred Do Movies

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:33:30 -0700

Sharon and Fred do movies, but they should really do their own sitcom. Just watch Sharon. Her deadpan stare and robotic script reading couldn't be more uncomfortable or entertaining. She's either camera shy or really hates her job. Or maybe she's silently fuming cuz Fred needs to be reminded of their anniversary every year and he never follows through with sending his parents that movie he's been promising every year so they don't have the memories of their every year together compiled into a neat, nifty movie that just might improve everyone's lives. (Cuz that's what movies do; they improve lives.) Or maybe Sharon's just a really good comedic actress. Whatever the case, this commercial kicks some low-budget ass.

Flashback: The Worst Line Reading Ever

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:00:00 -0800

And you thought the reality television of today was bad? Check out this craptastic scene from Tough Guys Don't Dance. The actor is Ryan O'Neal and the director was the late Norman Mailer. If you thought Ryan could have pulled off something a little more natural and a little less melodramatic, you were wrong. Oh man, oh man...

Dramatic Actress Gives A Comedic Performance

GiggleSugar — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:00:00 -0700

I've heard that good actors do whatever it takes to get into character, and I guess they'll also stop at nothing--even when it's the edge of the stage. The following actress playing Helen Keller takes "good" to a whole new level-- orchestra level, to be exact.

Movie Scenes So Bad...They're Good

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 May 2007 14:00:00 -0700

It's no surprise that this little montage is Web Junk TV's Junk Of The Day. Some film buff compiled six categories of bad movie scenes and completely redeemed them in the process. How? Well, I've learned that bad scripts and bad acting go hand-in-hand (who gives a shrug before they die?); that horses have an amazing capability to roll over and electric slide their way out of trouble when necessary; and that it's perfectly acceptable to be an obnoxious perv on a first date. Who would've thunk?

Gun Happy Granny

GiggleSugar — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:00:00 -0800

Average grandmother by night, imaginary super hero by day. Pow! Pow! Pow! Crime control just got...absolutely nowhere.

The Eagle Of All Commercials Has Landed

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Q: Why did the eagle cross the road?
A: To enter your personal space, speak in herbonics, and lay an egg that will hatch to reveal a nifty spreadsheet of cheap insurance quotes. Of course.

Need To Sell Your Home? Buy A Bathing Suit!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:00:00 -0800

The Superbowl commercials sucked this year, but I think the following crapmercial somehow redeems the entire genre of bad TV ads out there. It's so bad, it's good. I mean, placing two socially awkward women in front of a bathing suit rack in a warehouse in order to sell a realty service is so darn...original. It's brilliant, really.

The Most Moving Moment In Soap Opera History

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:00:00 -0800

The Golden Globes may have come and gone, but there's one award they forgot to announce last night: the "That Actor Has Balls!" award. Yes, folks, we here at GiggleSugar would now like to present that award to this transgendered-by-daytime dude. He asks, "What do you see underneath this slinky slip?" Why, we see his big, bad masculine acting, of course! And we applaud it.