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A Sign From God?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:00:30 -0700

I've seen bacon floss and a bacon scarf, but bacon blessed by Jesus? I bet it's a lot tastier than holy water.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:07:00 -0800

For the entire month of February, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. You could say doing it to defend bacon’s honor, because some people Bacon Man knows said you couldn’t eat too much of it and live. Will Canadian bacon be on the menu? No, says the purist. Not pork chops, turkey bacon, or condiments. All I can say is, having lived with a woman whose boyfriend was a pork aficionado - make sure you’re nowhere near this guy’s bathroom during this month. He may survive the bacon fest, you will not survive the stench. Click here to read more about this guy's insanely unhealthy plans.

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The Definitive Bacon Gift Guide!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:45:00 -0800

I so wanted to call this "Bacon Links," but alas, bacon is not sausage. If you're doing some last-minute gift shopping for the holidays and you know a bacon lover in your life, check out some bacon-themed ideas in this slideshow!

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Bacon Trounces Fries!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:57:43 -0800

One of the most hotly contested races of this most historic of election years was in Colorado's State Senate District 14, between Bob Bacon (D) and Matt Fries (R). Well, the voters have spoken, giving Bacon a clear mandate. Let's hope he reaches across the aisle and joins Fries and fellow party members (with a little cheese thrown in) to create a Bacon-Cheese-Fries coalition. Because that's change I can believe in! Mmmm. Bacon cheese fries.

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Benefits of the WowBacon Microwave Bacon Cooker: Real or Fake?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Some people may think that having an appliance dedicated solely to bacon-making is absurd, but I am totally enamored with the WowBacon Microwave Bacon Cooker. Even better? Their product descriptions and FAQs page are as mesmerizing to read as shampoo directions. Some of their claims are pretty ridiculous, so I'm going to test you. Can figure out which WowBacon Microwave Cooker claims below are real or fake? Have fun! (Oh, and mmmmm, bacon!)

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Product of the Day: Bacon Jelly Beans

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Think of a product - any product. You won't have to wait too long for someone to make one in a bacon version. Bacon jelly beans are just one more inappropriate bacon offering. Imagine getting one of these in the movies when you ask for a mint . . .

Product of the Day: Funky Bacon Car Air Freshener

GiggleSugar — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

When will the bacon-scented product madness end?! I love bacon as much as the next gal - probably more than the next gal. But the idea of getting into my (imaginary) hot car after Funky Bacon Car Air Freshener has been stinking up the joint with its faux hickory-scented pig strips is enough to make me give up sunny side up eggs, home fries, and bacon for good. (Wow. Never mind. That sounds so good! I take it all back.)

Product of the Day: Bacon Floss

GiggleSugar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Just when you thought the bacon trend was fizzling out (mmm, fizzle sounds a lot like sizzle!) and that people couldn't come up with more bizarre bacon-themed products, along comes Bacon Floss. Forget minty freshness, I want some smoked pork breath, and I want it now!

Nausea! Heartburn! Indigestion! Upset Stomach! Diarrhea!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:15:00 -0700

Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol

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The Most Influential Commercial Known to Man, Woman, Dog

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 May 2008 09:53:47 -0700

Let's consider: the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo, the bacon scarf, the 60-slice bacon cheese Whopper, bacon mathematics, the bacon alarm clock, Bacon by Victoria, pocket bacon, bacon mints, bacon bandages, and last but not least, bacon-flavored dog treats. What's the single most influential food item known to man, woman, and dog alike? It's . . . BACON!!!