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Product of the Day: Bacon Scarf

GiggleSugar — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:45:54 -0800

Described by its genius maker as an "unsettlingly real-looking felted bacon scarf," this accessory with lovely bacon fat marbling streaks patched in may have you mistaken on the streets as an hors d'oeuvre. It's sold out at the moment, but you can ask the guy who makes them to cook up some more!

Thanks for the weird find, Neatorama!

The Most Influential Commercial Known to Man, Woman, Dog

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 May 2008 09:53:47 -0700

Let's consider: the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo, the bacon scarf, the 60-slice bacon cheese Whopper, bacon mathematics, the bacon alarm clock, Bacon by Victoria, pocket bacon, bacon mints, bacon bandages, and last but not least, bacon-flavored dog treats. What's the single most influential food item known to man, woman, and dog alike? It's . . . BACON!!!

A Sign From God?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:00:30 -0700

I've seen bacon floss and a bacon scarf, but bacon blessed by Jesus? I bet it's a lot tastier than holy water.

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Product of the Day: Bacon-Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo

GiggleSugar — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:00:00 -0700

I'm not sure bacon ever went out of style, but if it did, it's making a killer comeback. From the bacon bra to the bacon scarf to the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo pictured here, what more could anyone possibly need to ~~clean~~ grease up for a night out on the town? A wallet full of crocheted pocket bacon wouldn't hurt.

To purchase your very own Uncle Oinker's Bacon-Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo, click here.

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