I've seen bacon floss and a bacon scarf, but bacon blessed by Jesus? I bet it's a lot tastier than holy water.
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For the entire month of February, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. You could say doing it to defend bacon’s honor, because some people Bacon Man knows said you couldn’t eat too much of it and live.
One of the most hotly contested races of this most historic of election years was in Colorado's State Senate District 14, between Bob Bacon (D) and Matt Fries (R). Well, the voters have spoken, giving Bacon a clear mandate. Let's hope he reaches across the aisle and joins Fries and fellow party members (with a little cheese thrown in) to create a Bacon-Cheese-Fries coalition.
Some people may think that having an appliance dedicated solely to bacon-making is absurd, but I am totally enamored with the WowBacon Microwave Bacon Cooker. Even better? Their product descriptions and FAQs page are as mesmerizing to read as shampoo directions.
Think of a product — any product. You won't have to wait too long for someone to make one in a bacon version. Bacon jelly beans are just one more inappropriate bacon offering.
When will the bacon-scented product madness end?! I love bacon as much as the next gal — probably more than the next gal. But the idea of getting into my (imaginary) hot car after Funky Bacon Car Air Freshener has been stinking up the joint with its faux hickory-scented pig strips is enough to make me give up sunny side up eggs, home fries, and bacon for good.
Just when you thought the bacon trend was fizzling out (mmm, fizzle sounds a lot like sizzle!) and that people couldn't come up with more bizarre bacon-themed products, along comes Bacon Floss. Forget minty freshness, I want some smoked pork breath, and I want it now!
Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol
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Let's consider: the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo, the bacon scarf, the 60-slice bacon cheese Whopper, bacon mathematics, the bacon alarm clock, Bacon by Victoria, pocket bacon, bacon mints, bacon bandages, and last but not least, bacon-flavored dog treats. What's the single most influential food item known to man, woman, and dog alike? It's .