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If You Had To...

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

These two douches aren't exactly a girl's best friend. The almost unrecognizable Andy Dick was recently arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in a Murrieta, CA, parking lot for groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts, and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild infamy likes to get girls drunk and then film them stripping and making fools of themselves. This might be the hardest one, people, so I'll try to make it as easy as possible. Which one of these losers would you kiss if you had to . . . ?

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Andy Dick Wants Jessica Simpson

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 May 2007 11:30:00 -0700

Fighting and tabloid feuding are so passé. Celebs are now going public with their love for each other. Last week, we heard Adam Sandler give his "Ode to Bob Barker" and now Andy Dick's stepped forward with a soulful, acoustic (John Mayer inspired?) performance titled, "Jessica." It all sounds heartfelt and genuine until Andy mentions her boobs and then sings about peeing all over himself. It's not quite "Your Body Is A Wonderland", but it's a good try.

Andy Dick Was TomKat's Wedding Planner?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:02:00 -0700

Who was responsible for TomKat's wedding arrangements? Andy "Pressure Is My Middle Name" Dick, of course! He's no ordinary wedding planner, but more of a "matrimagician" and for that reason, Tom "Galactic Space God" Cruise hired him to plan an out of this world occasion. Luckily, Andy snorts enough airplane glue to send him beyond the moon and back, so he didn't disappoint. Or did he?

Andy Dick Is... Jacques Cousteau

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:00:00 -0700

Andy Dick is an unsung comic genius. And, no, I'm not kidding. Is it just because he keeps getting into trouble for doing stupid things that he doesn't really have a career? Anyway, here he is over 10 years ago on the short-lived Ben Stiller Show playing Jacques Cousteau. He's had a few too many glasses of red wine, and is pissing off the film crew because they can't even get him to do a voice-over about a manatee without crying or talking about his sad love-life. Their final edit of his voice is awesome.

VH1's Best Weed Ever!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:00:00 -0700

Mad TV spoofed VH1's Best Week Ever by altering the concept and title just a tiny bit-- not a whole lot. And duuude...they gave us the best quote ever: "I've got Franken-nipple!" Give you one guess who that line belongs to: she's been to Taradise and back, and her last name rhymes with-- that's right-- weed.

Meet The Presidential Speechalist

GiggleSugar — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:00:00 -0800

After last night's State of the Union address, we thought it only appropriate to bring the Presidential Speechalist to your attention. Fact or Fiction? You decide.

Would You Rather...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:14:35 -0800

Kiss Carrot Top or Andy Dick?

GiggleSugar Sneak Peek: Andy Dick warps Audrey Hepburn Gap Ad

PopSugar — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:15:08 -0800

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If you thought using Audrey Hepburn to hawk skinny jeans for the Gap was interesting, wait until you see Andy Dick's take on it.

Click here to see the original ad from Gap starring Audrey Hepburn. Which do you like better?

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Do, Dump, or Marry? Andy Samberg

TresSugar — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0800

I love a man who can make me laugh, and SNL's Andy Samberg sure is funny. The Dick in the Box sketch he did with Justin Timberlake won him an Emmy, but I must admit that I preferred his charm in his "I'm on a Boat" music video featuring T-Pain. I also thought that Andy's role as Paul Rudd's gay brother was a bright spot in the movie I Love You Man. Does this comedian make you want to say, "I love you Andy?"

Ouch!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:00:00 -0800

As many of you may have heard, Jessica Simpson's handlers decided that her straight-to-video movie Blonde Ambition wouldn't go down without a fight, so they made the humiliating decision to screen it in 8 theatres in Texas this past weekend before shelving it. How many people showed up? A whopping 48. Oh. My. I blame Andy Dick. But seriously, could it have been worse than I Know Who Killed Me?