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 <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/986542&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;This bird is not going to let a reporter stand there and diss him and his feathered friends, calling their very existence an &quot;infestation.&quot; So he did what any self-respecting bird would do. He shat on him. Hard core.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:28:49 -0800</pubDate>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1625949&quot;&gt;&lt;img  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/20_2008/Picture 16.large_0.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;We don&#039;t know what was going on behind the scenes of this NBC news broadcast, but anchor Sue Simmons didn&#039;t like it one bit. When she was done filming her live segment, she piped up and let the vulgarity fly. (Am I noticing &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gigglesugar.com/1622882&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;a trend&lt;/a&gt; here?) But there was one problem. The show wasn&#039;t over yet and Sue&#039;s mic was still on . . .  &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Thanks, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/ls:8964&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;College Humor&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Ruh Roh!</title>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Ruh Roh: The Funniest News Anchor Bloopers</title>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1814089&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=112  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/30_2008/Picture 6_0.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the best compilation of news anchor bloopers I&#039;ve seen. It includes two of my fave on-air gaffes: when poor Ken Bastida&#039;s run-on sentence sentences his vacationing co-worker to death, and when a mountain climber is given props in spite of the fact that . . . he&#039;s gay. Priceless.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Why Bathroom Breaks Before Going on National Television Are Important</title>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/3034240&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=108  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl2/1/13254/16_2009/f5c0531f446c4d20_Picture_11.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;Oh, the humiliation!&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Television Personality Freaks Out During Earthquake</title>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1825992&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=110  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/31_2008/Picture 2_0.large_0.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;During a taping of &lt;b&gt;Cosmos Gal&lt;/b&gt; during which this woman with a plunging neckline reads horoscope predictions, the not-so-big one hit. My favorite part is when, out of frame, you hear her say, &quot;Get in the f*cking doorway, Andy!&quot; She wanders back, only to wonder if they&#039;re still recording and to announce it&#039;s her first earthquake. Ha! Thanks for sharing, Cosmos Gal, now get back to work! What were you saying again about Venus in my 12th house? (This one&#039;s for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lilsugar.com&quot; &gt;lilsugar!&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:16:17 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>News Time Confessional?</title>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/914961&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=142 height=160  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/01_2008/Picture 84_1.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Methinks this news anchor knew exactly what he was doing when he asked his counterpart an &quot;innocent&quot; question. She took the bait and delivered all the news that&#039;s fit to embarrass. And by &quot;news,&quot; we&#039;re talking bedroom behavior. Girlfriend&#039;s probably still &lt;strike&gt;kicking&lt;/strike&gt; spanking herself for this on-air slip.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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 <title>The Best of News Bloopers</title>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>News Correspondent Gets Owned by Anchor</title>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
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