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Supermom's To-Do List

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:10:00 -0800

Pick up Joey from preschool. Check. Vacuum. Check. Check prices on butthole bleaching. Ch - wait, what?!

Dear Poll: Would You Ever Bleach Down There?

DearSugar — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:00:00 -0800

Yes, you read the question correctly, I am asking if you would ever bleach down there, but not the down there you might think. If you're in the market for a new look, BungGlow 8 may have just what you're looking for.

A recent Daily Candy talked about South Beach Skin Solutions Lightening Gel, and I just can't get it out of my head. It's an all-natural product that has the ability to dye your "bunghole" (gasp!) to match the natural color of your skin in just weeks.

Now ladies, I'm no prude but I can't say that I've tried it, although they have most definitely caught my attention! I know this is a bit crass, but tell me, how do you feel about anal bleaching? Would you dare to try it?

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Finally! An Infomercial That Knows It's a Joke

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0800

The product is fake, but the woman involved in the following demonstration has no clue. Watch her restrain a look of surprise (or horror?) when she learns that she's here to sell "LumiTaint," a totally innovative anal bleaching cream. If that's not enough, things get personal when the host of the show (who does a fab job of keeping a straight face) asks the woman to give the gift of a "youthful looking anus" to a plastic mannequin by wiping the doll's rear and giving a generous massage . . .