I never manage to see these crazy ads on television, but maybe that's because I hardly ever watch TV. (I'm not bragging — when I do watch, it's mostly True Beauty, Dr. Phil or Judge Judy.) Anyway, here's an ad that asks you to compare a chocolate dipped Altoid with a receptionist who is a.
There may be a whole lotta white underpants, fruity ornaments, and groin action up in here, but don't be deceived. This is not an ad for Fruit of the Loom; it's a commercial for Altoids. Tell me, how is some sick sexual fetish supposed to make me want to grab for a breath mint?