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No Way!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:00:00 -0800

This 911 call cannot be real, but I so hope it is. Of course, I also hope the lady who got attacked by a warthog (?!) is OK, too.

Warthog Emergency!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Working as a 911 dispatcher has got to be interesting. Take this call. I can't tell if this dude is serious or joking.

"911, What Is Your Sandwich Emergency?"

GiggleSugar — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

I am serious about food, lunch, and, yes, sandwiches. But dooood! This is just...I...it's rare that I have no few words. But this is one instance. What in the Sam Hill are people thinking?! (For more dumb 911 calls, click here.)

Family Guy: The 911 Advice Line

GiggleSugar — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:00:00 -0700

The following may seem unlikely - but think again. A while ago, we overheard an immature 911 dispatcher crack a joke in the middle of some woman's urgent call for help. Funny? The makers of Family Guy thought so. They seized the opportunity to make a mockery of a necessary (not to mention life-saving) public service and came up with their own 911 debacle. Funny? When it happens in cartoon land, damn straight!

999: For Emergencies Only?

GiggleSugar — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:00:00 -0700

In America, we dial 911 in the event of an emergency. But as we've already observed, a few folks in the US have a tough time understanding the "emergency" concept. While these dimwits call in to score a date or request math tutoring, the truly urgent calls must wait their turns. The 999 emergency dispatch number in Britain has the same problem, but their callers can be even more inane. Don't know today's date? Hurry up! Call a paramedic!

911: For Emergencies Only?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

We've already seen one desperate diva attempt to use 911 as a telephone dating service. If you thought that was an anomaly, wait until you hear some dumbass call in for directions or another dumbass call in for baking instructions. One chick almost got it right when she called to report a violent altercation between two men - in a movie. Most would argue that these calls don't qualify as emergencies, but if people are truly this dimwitted, then I beg to differ. These callers need serious help. Now.

EMT Does CPR on a Cat

GiggleSugar — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:00:00 -0700

Nothing beats a perilous story with a happy ending, especially when we get video footage of an EMT doing mouth-to-mouth on a cat out of it. This is too good. How does life come up with this shit? (And Mr. EMT Guy: Will you marry me?)

Planning Your Next Emergency?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Let us help!

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Cop Calls 911: Pot Brownies Freaking Him Out!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 May 2007 02:00:00 -0700

College Humor tells us that the guy calling 911 and freaking out because he ate pot brownies was a cop. Best lines? "Time is going by really, really, really slow" and "Please come...I think we're dying. We made brownies, and I think we're dead." Somewhere, there's a jealous pothead trying to trace this call...

911: What's Your Non-Emergency?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 May 2007 07:00:00 -0700

It's so sad that we have a separate 911 humor category now. People, the definition of "emergency" is in the dictionary--look it up. It doesn't mean "How do I cook my turkey" or "I don't have an ice scraper for my car" or "I want my dollar or my taco, bitch." (Although that last one might be my new mantra.)