____ is the new _____

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Former tv stars. Goofy sex symbols in their time. Musical careers that probably shouldn't have happened. A penchant for laughing at themselves. Maybe they're Twin Peeps?

Nah. David Hasselhoff is the new William Shatner

DEARSUGAR NEEDS YOUR HELP: My Sister Is Secretly Dating My Ex
DEARSUGAR NEEDS YOUR HELP: My Sister Is Secretly Dating My Ex
Souvenirs Just Got Crappier
Souvenirs Just Got Crappier