Forget global warming. Forget the war in Iraq. Forget the weekend exploits of Britney and her paparazzo love toy. There's a more important horror to hit this nation and we must — I repeat, we must — devise a defense strategy immediately. Giant python snakes have organized a cross-country, sssight-ssseeing road trip that started in Florida and will end in San Francisco by August 2020. This means one thing and one thing only: traffic's gonna be a b*tch. Ssseriously. For more on the story, read here.
Have we run out of people to punk?! All this chimp wants is a decent meal and that's exactly what he gets, served up with a little snake on the side. The snake's a fake, but our chimp's reaction is real. Who has the heart to punk a chimp— and a chimp dressed as Old MacDonald, no less? This is so uncalled for. (But Old McScaredy gets his brave on, thankfully!)
Exotic animal skins are calling your name this Fall. They've already summoned Jennifer Lopez and now it's your turn. This Vintage 80's Tan Snake Skin Clutch is one you want to have under your arm because it will go nicely with your Fall wardrobe of greys and blacks - and neutral out a colorful look too! Plus, it'll help you look original in a sea of label-carrying ladies.
The current bidding price is at $12.99 and the auction ends on Friday, September 21. Good luck and happy bidding!
I see there are some animal loving fashionistas out there! At least, that's what your Fab Finds this week say to me. And snakes! You like snakes! (Maybe not real snakes, but in the jewelry form, anyway). The first time I showed you all snakes, it wasn't received very well - but you all have proven otherwise this time!
The Fab Finder of the week is cocca, who found a fabulous snake-loving snakeskin cuff! Every week the Fab Finder I announce Monday morning will receive either a TeamSugar or FabSugar baby tee shirt. I thoroughly enjoy perusing your Fab Finds every week, so dare to be a Fab Finding trendsetter and you just might win a Sugar tee!
What's not to love about a massage? Well, if it's this kind of massage, how about the slimy snake involved? That's right, the new way to relax those muscles is to let a snake do all the work. They call this a thing of "beauty," but I'm thinking that me getting strangled to death while in the grip of a snake's choke hold ain't all that charming-- unless, of course, the snake said he loved me and had that oh so special touch. But what's your take?
