This Oedipus-inspired commercial for Wilkinson Sword Quattro Titanium Razors is a bit much, but I must admit, the "drama" that unfolds here is pretty compelling. C'mon, a bitter baby who busts out Matrix moves on his defensive daddy while vying for his mama's mojo? Sounds like a good, old-fashioned head case of a good time to me! (If you'd like to play the actual videogame, click here, skip the trailer, and click on "Download" to get to the game.)
If you were one of those weird kids who liked chewing on your dolls, then you're in luck. These watermelon flavored Sigmund Freud Head Pops will bring you right back to first grade - although I'm not quite sure what Freud would actually say about the whole thing. After all, I'm sure there's some sort of metaphor waiting there... Each lollipop is 2 1/4 inches tall with a 4-inch plastic stick. I think it'll look really odd in your mouth, but I think the display box of 24 candy Sigmund Freuds is even odder. Oh and if you're not into Freud, you could opt for Marie Antoinette (hence my
ridiculous clever title) or Abraham Lincoln instead. Box of 24 lollipops available for $27.95.