After Americans feasted on all the turkey and fixings they could stomach, Jimmy Fallon took to Twitter to highlight the one item we'll all want to buy after breaking bread on Thanksgiving. In other hilarious celebrity tweets this week, Chelsea Handler reminded us that, yes, she lacks a filter, Rebel Wilson offered a festive pickup line, and Dane Cook raised concerns about the family and friends who dined with him.
Check out all that and more in our favorite funny tweets from the week!
Jimmy Fallon might need a pair of eating pants.
Thank you, the day after Thanksgiving, or as the makers of sweatpants call it, “the busy season.” #ThanksgivingThankYouNotes
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) November 28, 2013
We wonder what Chelsea Handler let slip at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
I need auto correct for my mouth.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 28, 2013
Ellen, look into some Netflix gift cards.
I'm out to get some Black Friday deals and I'm first in line! I can't believe there's nobody else at this Blockbuster yet.
For an Australian, Rebel Wilson has a good understanding of American traditions.
New pick up line to try today: "Hey, are you a turkey? Because I want to gobble you up and then fall asleep."
— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) November 28, 2013
Lena Dunham knows that clothes can change a man.
My father learned all these dirty jokes for Thanksgiving then wore a vest and didn't tell them.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) November 29, 2013
Read the rest of the funny tweets after the jump!