Archie McPhee is my go-to source for fart spray, bacon bandages, and all manner of necessary-to-life sundries. So imagine my surprise when I went there to see that they are now purveyors of fine art! Behold! Unicorn oil paintings by Ramirez, whoever that is!
Ha! The genius who brought you The Oral Stage gets props from the geniuses at Archie McPhee who brought you Uncle Oinker's Bacon Flavored Mints. But seriously, sometimes, a lollipop is just a lollipop...
If you were one of those weird kids who liked chewing on your dolls, then you're in luck. These watermelon flavored Sigmund Freud Head Pops will bring you right back to first grade - although I'm not quite sure what Freud would actually say about the whole thing. After all, I'm sure there's some sort of metaphor waiting there... Each lollipop is 2 1/4 inches tall with a 4-inch plastic stick. I think it'll look really odd in your mouth, but I think the display box of 24 candy Sigmund Freuds is even odder. Oh and if you're not into Freud, you could opt for Marie Antoinette (hence my ridiculous clever title) or Abraham Lincoln instead. Box of 24 lollipops available for $27.95.
Source: Tastespotting
