- "I went to a wedding where the mother-of-the-groom was medicated for anxiety. She stood up at the reception to make a speech and told everyone that when she first met the bride, she thought she was a lesbian." — Dragonflye
- "My poppie found the groom in the closet at the reception with another guy, doing it." — Anonymous
- "The man who performed the ceremony at my half-sister's wedding talked just like Elmer Fudd (no joke). She couldn't contain herself and spent the entire ceremony uncontrollably giggling. It was pretty funny, but took all seriousness out of it!" — postmodernsleaze
- "I was at a wedding where the bride got up and basically told everybody that she was too good for the groom." — snarkypants
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