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Look Who Will Be at Fashion Week: The Snuggie!

Dolce & Gabbana, Chanel, and Rodarte are going to have to save some space on the runway during New York Fashion Week, because the folks who brought you the Snuggie — you know, the blanket with sleeves!

Dolce & Gabbana, Chanel, and Rodarte are going to have to save some space on the runway during New York Fashion Week, because the folks who brought you the Snuggie — you know, the blanket with sleeves! — are going to stage a runway show of their own “to showcase the latest colors, fabrics, and patterns” and “to dish about the sexiest looks in blanket-wear.”

That’s right — blanket-wear. Not only are the Snuggie peeps considering comfort when designing for women, they’re thumbing their noses at the size barrier that keeps some models off the runway. Their models aren’t all statuesque and size zero; in fact, they’re not necessarily even human! In addition to male and female adult models, the Snuggie fashion show will feature children and even dogs on the runway.

I wonder if Anna Wintour is going to get a front-row seat at this show!

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Humor

Introducing: The SnugWow!

It was only a matter of time before The Snuggie and the Sham Wow mated to become the vestment/absorbent towel of choice for couch potatoes everywhere!

It was only a matter of time before The Snuggie and the Sham Wow mated to become the vestment/absorbent towel of choice for couch potatoes everywhere! Why get up to grab a paper towel because you just spilled beer or nacho cheese sauce all over your Snuggie when you can just wipe up your mess with your blanket/towel/cult member's robe? I would draw the line at taking bathroom breaks from the comfort of your couch, though. There's always the Uroclub, after all.

Humor

The WTF?! Blanket!

First there was The Slanket, then The Snuggie, and now, a product that makes fun of both of them, the WTF?!

First there was The Slanket, then The Snuggie, and now, a product that makes fun of both of them, the WTF?! blanket. It's guaranteed to ruin your sex life, ruin your child's self-esteem, but hey — it comes with a free flashlight! Why is it that the side effects sound like the guarantees? Examples include never getting laid, super-herpes, and looking like a d*ck. (Yeah, we can laugh, but these things are sold out everywhere!)

Humor

Product of the Day: The Snuggie

I love the arguments for why you need the Snuggie (which is essentially a blanket with sleeves).

I love the arguments for why you need the Snuggie (which is essentially a blanket with sleeves). Blankets are inferior, because "they slip and slide." And with a blanket, there's the risk that your hands can "get trapped inside" while you're on the couch watching the teevee. (It's very hard to extricate the arms from the trap that is your regular blanket!) But the biggest benefit of the Snuggie: The Blanket with Sleeves, in my opinion, is that if you wear it with your whole family, you all will look like you belong to some weird cult. (I wonder what's better, the Snuggie, or the Slanket?)