Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Barbara Walters is said to have interviewed more politicians and superstars than any other person in history and after watching this, I believe it. Even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles got Barb's attention a few years back and this "dudette" didn't hesitate asking them the hard-hitting questions. What I want to know is: Why is this woman sitting in a sewer dressed as though she just walked off the set of "Grease"? Her outfit makes me uncomfortable.

Hide your children! The Ninja Cat is a fearsome and flying predator. (Crouching Kitty, Hidden Ninja?) I've just been told this is as old as the hills, buy hey, I've just now seen it! Thanks Geek!

You might be surprised to learn that this hero in a half shell is not the Star Wars Kid. Yes, they share a special knack for fighting imaginary foe, but the key difference is that "turtle boy" shamelessly busts this crap out in broad daylight. I think he's kinda teenage mutant ninja sexy, so you'll have to paint yourselves green and fight me for this one ladies!! (Thanks, Web Junk TV!)

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This might bring you back, waay back to the late eighties when those green turtles took the world by storm. But when we saw this geek chic diva in a Play Girlz poll, we just had to post her as a geek of the week! In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze, actress Paige Turco plays April O'Neil, the Channel 6 news reporter who helps the Turtles take on the evil Shredder. April used her computer expertise to conduct research on the Channel 6 computers and would in-turn alert the Turtles to trouble and possible case leads. Are you a die-hard Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan? Gotta love that the April O'Neil action figure comes with a laptop and a drain pipe as accessories. This is one balance gal - hot yellow zip-up cat suit, laptop and drain pipe, total geek chic!

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like something you might start hallucinating after a long night of smoking pot, and they even provide the munchies-busting pizza! Just when you think this PSA couldn't get it even more wrong, the kid rejecting drugs has the most pathetic comeback ever. Way to promote getting hopped up on goofballs, guys!

I knew there was a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming out, but I'd heard so little about TMNT that I was surprised to see it No. 1 at the weekend box office. Taking in an estimated total of $24.4 million, it knocked 300 to second place after its two-week reign. I guess this just goes to show that you can never underestimate the power of kids — or CGI turtles who are also mutant ninjas.

Both TMNT and 300 are Warner Bros. productions, so you can bet that studio is happy after this weekend. As for me, I was bummed to see that Shooter only came in third, debuting with $14.5 million in sales. I know many people were looking to this movie as a test of Mark Wahlberg's star power, and while third place isn't bad, it may not be what the actor needs to get more A-List roles.

Photos courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures

When I think of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I wonder what drugs their creator was on when he came up with them. So for them to show up randomly in an anti-drug PSA is just baffling. Add to the weirdness the fact that those turtles always had the late-night pizza munchies and that the kid rejecting the drugs in this ad has the most pathetic comeback line ever and you pretty much have one dumb PSA.