Talent Show

Can you think of anything cooler than grabbing your three best girlfriends and parading around the convention center on a gang of Segways? Me neither. But one of these divas gets a little too confident, speeds up, and kills the cool for the rest of the ladies. Dammit! Now they all just look stupid.

Girlfriend thinks she has something to show off. The trampoline thinks otherwise. Who gets the last bounce? We'll see, but she must be pretty darn confident, considering the camera and all . . .

Most of us put our pants on one leg at a time. Some of us resort to the bed, lie down, and suck in to squeeze on that fave pair of jeans. These dudes do it a little differently. They fly into the seat of their pants — after flipping off the hood of a car or jumping off the second floor of a building. You're impressed, right? (Thanks, College Humor!)

Ah, another Hooters girl working hard for the money attention. This chick mastered a crowd pleasing "sit and spin" trick to zest up her usual beer-serving duties. Round and round she goes, pouring drinks and dizzying up herself to excite a room full of gawking pervs. Her reward? A round of applause — from a room full of gawking pervs. (Thanks, College Humor!)

All other dudes need to give up and go home cuz there's no trumping Troy Landwehr's sex appeal. His secret? A 1,200-pound block of cheese. Imagine the loads of nachos a gal could make with that kind of cheddar. Troy happened to have one lying around (which officially makes him the man of my dreams) and carved it into the friggin' Statue of Liberty. If he can throw in a bag of chips and some jalapenos, we just might be able to make this relationship work.

The problem with downing a shot of hard alcohol is that the "fun drinking part" is over before it even begins. So our completely sober friend here has devised a way to stall the sweet swig of vodka and impress the dudes while she's at it. It's a fun act, but I'd much rather guzzle down the goods and then roll around on the floor.

This pup's owner claims that he never asked the dog to pick up a ball and perform a balancing act. It's been the dog's thang from the start; he practices on a daily basis. Consequently, our pooch can now balance, bounce, and even spin a ball on the tippy tip of his nose. In the canine world, it's kind of a big deal. The ladies love it, I hear.

What would an Oompa-Loompa beatboxing on helium sound like? We've all thought it. And you may think we've been there, heard that already, but think again. Here's the real deal.

This little dance star loses her skirt, again and again, but never loses her cool. Even her cootilicious partner pauses for a peek, but girlfriend maintains focus and keeps on spinning, rolling, dancing, and depantsing. She must be a big Britney fan.