Forget "La Fiesta," these kids should be singing "Lo Siento!" I'm not gonna single anyone out here cuz everyone involved embarrasses themselves. (Since when did heinous looking ponchos go with "The Twist"?) These kids are in grade school and they've already hit rock bottom— in more ways than one. Poor thing(s).
There's been a lot of speculation about Britney's latest hit song. Again and again, in a trance-like state, she repeats, "Gimme, Gimme More." More what? More babies? More bad publicity? More fashion faux-pas? More...(enter Kelly, stuck-up teeny bopper extraordinaire)...SHOES?!
Remember Kelly and her out-of-control shoe obsession? Well, Kel's back. This time she's a little jealous of the teen queen next door. Girlfriend got a brand new top that Kelly must borrow. Will her psychotic, stalker-ish song and dance persuade the gal to hand it over? (And what's Margaret Cho got anything to do with anything here? But I love it.)
GeekSugar can't stop buzzin' about Macworld this week. Macworld. Macworld. Macworld. But let me tell you, Mr. Macworld (aka "the computer man") in the following video is enough to make me want to ikiss my Mac away...far, far away.
This is "Simply The Best" halftime show I've ever had the privilege of enduring. Don't take it from me, take it from the highly reactive crowd in the stands. And I think it all boils down to the group's overzealous dancing queen...third from the left. Your eyes are craving him and only him.
Last week's young Romeo needs to bow out because this low budget ladies man is a bona fide entertainer. Not only does he have the boy band hair gel glow goin' on, but he's even hired some second-rate backup dancers to give the vid a little more sex appeal....not that he really needs their help. I mean, who can resist those oh so squishy, puffy cheeks?
Okay, the freakfest is on! Mary Roach pales in comparison to this Superfreak. It's just too bad that he was half-assed about his double-jointed talent show. Had he tucked his feet behind his head and rolled around a bit more, I think he would've made the cut. Am I right? Or am I right?
I hope she was worth every ounce of dignity this young Romeo ever had within him, because it's all officially gone. Thanks to those smooooth vocal stylings, that crazy choreography, the look of longing on his puberty-riddled face, the Minnie Mouse bedspread. Yep, Aicha isn't the only thing long gone...because Mr. Lovesick is also kissing his manhood goodbye with the making of this music video. Enjoy.