Guess they don't call it doggie breath for nothing! How's your pet smell when he comes in close for a kiss — super stinky or super sweet?
One can only wonder why we're discussing Janet Jackson's hygienic habits (or lack thereof) on The Tyra Show, but here we are— and Janet seems thrilled. To up the ante on the awkward factor, Tyra introduces everyone to the term "wh*re bath" and gives Janet's armpit a quick sniff. Hey Tyra, that whiff of crass air is coming from you, not Janet!
The premise of the following game: contestants are to dress up as the insect/amphibian of their choice, jump over a high beam in a horizontally challenged fashion, and upon failing, withstand the stench of some crazy woman's foul-smelling breath. Makes perfect (non)sense to me!
Instead of handing out Vaseline, Tyra Banks should start arming her studio audience with clothespins to block out the nasty odor of stinky guests. Why you would go on national television and scare people like this, I just don't understand. Get deodorant, perfume, Febreeze, or those little trees that hang from vehicle rear-view mirrors, lady! Or just get a little pride and get off The Tyra Banks Show, already. Sheesh!
