It baffles my mind why any entertainment news correspondent would report from a barnyard and go live while sitting in front of a cow's ass. (On second thought, it makes plenty of sense.) That's exactly what this dude did and the cow behind him used the opportunity to share his thoughts on the young Hollywood scene.
Spotted on Re-Nest, Creative Paper Wales is a Wales-based craft paper mill that makes paper and air fresheners from sheep poo! No, you didn't misread that, from poo! Sheep Poo Paper is made by collecting the finest, freshest sheep poo in Snowdonia and "just about anything else [they] can think of that has good-length cellulose fibers in it," sterilizing it in a pressure cooker, washing it repeatedly, reducing it to a pulp, and then using traditional papermaking techniques to turn it into paper — without the use of any trees. Poo-Pourri ($2.93), made with this paper, is the world's first air freshener made with, um, poop, and uses an innovative Wave 'n' Waft folded fragrance technology that infuses the air with a scent (daffodil, fresh-cut grass) the more you wave it around. How about that? I'm truly impressed. What could be next? Recycled paper from trees is sooo last season, isn't it?
I think the dog here has the right idea — this morning "news" show has gone to shite. From the on-air falling and giggling to the screaming and nose plugging, this is a two ditz circus. And what in sequined hell is that teenybopper wearing? Forget the dog's indiscretion, the lady holding the leash is far more offensive.
People may say that the news has gone to shite, thanks to all the negativity in the world, but disposing our daily papers down the commode is a bit much, no? There's a fine line between being a dumbass and a royal pain in the ass. The folks who prompted the need for the following signs have clearly straddled that line and popped a squat. C'mon, who — besides this dude — uses a toilet bowl scrub brush as a hair brush?
By now, we've all seen the vid of a bird taking a surprise crap on a reporter in the middle of a live news broadcast. It was the talk of the net last week, but there's a new development in the story. Was this really the accident it seemed to be, or was it the work of a couple of marketing gurus? The makers of "Frumondah soda" are taking all the cred for this "real fake thing that sells a real product," and they have the full commercial to prove it.
It all started with a mysterious phone call. The voice on the other end of the line whispered, "Check your mailbox!" That's when this lady discovered a ransom note threatening to withhold and possibly harm her Jesus lawn statue until the neighborhood "weiner poopie" is all cleaned up. But she always picks up after her pets, so what more can she do? More importantly, WWJD? Y'all prepare yourselves cuz all Heaven is about to break loose. . .
Remember when it was funny for an unsuspecting pedestrian to slip on a banana peel and take a tumble to the ground? Well, consider this a modern day equivalent. Switch out the banana for a heaping pile of duck poo and Granny here is a regular ol' comedian! But at least she has loving grandchildren to come to her rescue . . . and laugh.