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Loose Women Body Care Products Launch 2011-05-18 05:00:02
Body Care

Loose Women Inspires a Line of Cheeky Body Care Products

Loose Women isn't quite how it sounds.
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Loose Women isn't quite how it sounds. In one context it has floozy connotations, but in another, it's actually a British lunchtime talk show with, as you might expect, a risqué twist. And like many TV-inspired beauty products, (90210 nail polish and Mad Men lacquer, anyone?), the long-running program even has its own body care line (about $16 to $49), consisting of items like shower gel, hand cream, and foot scrub.

The line includes the following scents:

Indulge Me — Contains hints of vanilla and caramel, and is guaranteed to "bring out the kitten in every cougar." Young ones do like their sweets.

Soothe and Relax Me — Formulated with soothing seashore scents, accompanied by the tagline: "With one squeeze all her clothes fell off — a real Loose Women!" Ahem, a real loose woman, indeed.

Zest and Refresh Me — An invigorating scent with notes of grapefruit. Instructions: "Apply regularly and wait for a large diamond to appear." I think I'll stick with Match.com, thank you very much.

Walk With Me — No tagline here, just some nice refreshing peppermint-scented foot cream and scrub to revitalize those toes. Am I the only one thinking about Twin Peaks?

Joan Rivers Curses on Loose Women
Humor

Joan Rivers: Live and *Bleeping* Uncensored

Joan Rivers recently appeared on a UK daytime talk show and let her mouth run loose thinking the censors would clean up her foul language.
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Joan Rivers recently appeared on a UK daytime talk show and let her mouth run loose thinking the censors would clean up her foul language. There was just one problem: the show was live and there were no *bleeping* censors around. Even funnier is the fact that Joan knew these curse words were about to fly — as she went out of her way to alert the censors — but she said them anyway. Just for the *bleep* of it, I suppose.