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Geek Tip

Free Guide Offers 10 Tips For New Android Users

2010 could possibly have been the year of the Android, which means some of you may be giving a phone powered by the cute green robot some time this Christmas (especially with killer deals to be had).

2010 could possibly have been the year of the Android, which means some of you may be giving a phone powered by the cute green robot some time this Christmas (especially with killer deals to be had). If your giftee is one to shun instruction manuals in favor of shiny gadget play time, add the free printable download "10 Things to do Right Away on Your Android Phone" to their present.

The guide is just a taste of the $20 instruction manual that is also offered, but I thought the advice would be good for loved ones who don't know very much about apps or someone who simply doesn't want to spend time exploring all the features of a new phone.

One of my favorite tips from the guide is to get directions home easily by adding a navigation link with your address on the phone's home screen. You can create as many navigation links as you want using the Shortcut feature, which means you'll always be able to use Google Map's turn-by-turn GPS directions to quickly and easily find your way back.

Check out a few more of my favorites after the break!

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Reader Redux: On Reading Instructions

Whew! Turns out I'm not the only one who's guilty of not reading instructions when opening a new gadget.

Whew! Turns out I'm not the only one who's guilty of not reading instructions when opening a new gadget. After I confessed I hate reading instructions, a few of you responded in kind. Here's what you had to say:

  • "I almost never read the instructions. I think part of the excitement is figuring out how something works, on my own. I must however admit that that approach has not always proven to me successful . . . I broke my Internet router this weekend and have an unused camera laying around . . . simply because I don't really know how they work. Kinda stupid, if you think about it." — marycherry
  • "I'm like that! I tend to skip the instructions and just dive in. My husband is the complete opposite. He will read everything!" — Zaianne

Find out more of what you had to say after the break.

Instructions

Geek Out: Do You Read Instructions?

Mail time is an exciting time of day at Sugar HQ — there are few things more exciting than receiving a new gadget to test.

Mail time is an exciting time of day at Sugar HQ — there are few things more exciting than receiving a new gadget to test. It's like Christmas! So naturally, the first thing we do upon receiving a new package is tear into it, open the box, and check out the goodies inside. One thing I'm guilty of skipping? Reading the instructions.

The practice started when I was a kid — I was the annoying girl making up her own rules to the game, trying to figure out how to put a new toy together or frustratingly throwing a new purchase down in a huff when I couldn't make it work. So when a new gadget arrives, even one that could be particularly confusing, I rarely read the instructions.

Of course there's the assumed risk of something breaking, working improperly, or just not being used to its full potential since I skip the required reading . . . Is anyone else out there the same way?

Humor

Peaches 'N Wet Dreams

I'm not sure "The Pick Up Artist" is gonna do much for the social lives of these losers.

I'm not sure "The Pick Up Artist" is gonna do much for the social lives of these losers. I mean, they're on TV and all, which may result in five seconds of local celebrity fame for them while the show's still airing, but after that, they have to live this sort of embarrassment down-- a not so peachy prospect, if you ask me. Kissing their own hands would have been more dignified. (Thanks, Jezebel!)

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MTV

MTV's Little Life Lessons

MTV isn't merely music television.

MTV isn't merely music television. It's the home of reality television, sweet sixteen television, dating someone's mom television, pimp my ride television, and total request television. Although they provide all this quality programming, MTV realized that a few important life lessons were getting lost in the shuffle, hence their socially conscious decision to air this series of instructional commercials. Prepare to be informed:


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More Dumbass Instructions

Now, Tom Green might disagree with me on this, but I don't think we need to be warned against wearing hats on our bums.

Now, Tom Green might disagree with me on this, but I don't think we need to be warned against wearing hats on our bums. Since when would any gal want to add more girth or attention to her backside? Talk about dumbASS instructions!

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Dumbass Instructions

"Lather, rinse, and repeat" has always seemed like a poetic phrase to me, keeping me entertained in the shower while I'm reading the shampoo bottle.

"Lather, rinse, and repeat" has always seemed like a poetic phrase to me, keeping me entertained in the shower while I'm reading the shampoo bottle.

But the people who wrote the following product directions have got to be kidding me! I must admit, though, that I have thought of ironing my clothes while they're on my body. (I have some tardiness issues).

  • On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children."
  • On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
  • On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
  • (More nuts) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
  • On Rowenta iron packaging: "Do not iron clothes on body."
  • On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
  • On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

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