Shite went down at a neighborhood Chuck E. Cheese when a 45-year-old man raced around the restaurant and spit all over the place, while repeatedly announcing that he has hepatitis C. The spitter was charged with disorderly conduct and the restaurant was closed to be sanitized. It's still uncertain whether the dude has hepatitis C, but it's no biggie cuz — shhh! — saliva doesn't spread the virus anyway. D'oh! Someone clearly didn't do his homework. For more on the story, click here.