Gross

The president of Domino's Pizza, Patrick Doyle, has released a video where he apologizes for the disgusting behavior of two Domino's employees.

Earlier this week, a YouTube video was uncovered of a male and female performing unsanitary acts while making sandwiches at a North Carolina outpost of the pizza chain. Although the two employees were fired and charges are being pressed, Doyle hopes to reassure consumers of Domino's commitment to sanitary practices.

Check out his apology below and tell me: What's your take of the situation? Do you expect a large company, like Domino's, to apologize for the actions of two workers?

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Especially if you're a drunk dude. He's what you call an opportunistic smoocher. If this doesn't get the guy off hooch when he wakes from his slumber blackout, I don't know what will.

Just in time for lunch! Watch this actual footage of a pizza delivery guy's creative handling of a dropped pizza prior to delivery. I'm pretty sure the 30-second rule doesn't apply to driveways and roads.

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The dude in the background, caught doing something downright despicable, is in the running to be Australia's next Prime Minister. I hear he's really "hungry" for the win, but seriously, he should draw the line somewhere.