Scientists recently discovered and photographed a lone Girls Gone Wild who appeared to have veered away from her Spring Break pack, mutated, and found her inner feminist. Shhhh! Don't tell Joe Francis!
Inside Edition covered the story of a mother of three who mysteriously received a Girls Gone Wild vid in the mail one day. Assuming it was sent by accident, she promptly called customer service and returned the vid. Imagine her surprise when the same "mishap" happened again and again . . . gasp! (For more on the story, click here.)
There's no shirt-lifting or breast-baring, but if you're interested in a bunch of women falling off trampolines, staggering from too much booze, or generally acting like fools—have I got the video for you!
Remember those drunk girls who would make out with each other, take off their tops, and act generally skank-o-riffic just for a $2 hat? I used to wonder, who the hell are these people? But the chicks in this video? Disdainful, caustic and nerdy? Yeah, I know 'em well.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Actually I should probably make that oh girl, oh girl - because it looks like everyone's favorite sleazeball Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild fame) is planning on opening up a string of restaurants. The restaurant chain will be part of the Girls Gone Wild name and will encompass everything about youth and fun.
"This is going to be about fun, lifestyle, youth, sun. It's about everything 'Girls Gone Wild,'" Francis said. "It's going to be sexy without being sexual."
The first two restaurants are planning to open this summer in Cancun and Cabo San Lucas. However Francis imagines that there will be franchises in many college towns in the future.
However don't expect anything too wild. According to Francis there will be no stripping, topless waitresses or filming in the restaurants.
Now where's the fun in that?
Source: Reuters
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There are so many reasons that lifting your top and exposing your fun bags for strangers is a bad idea. Here's a major one...
