Last night Jerry Springer's new dating show, Baggage, premiered on the Game Show Network. What kind of baggage does one need to get on a show from the man who brought freaks, fetishes, and family violence to our living rooms? Well, Springer himself told Reuters, it could be as benign as a woman who sees her ex every week or repulsive as a man who keeps a jar of his sperm in the fridge, and anywhere in between.
The show is set up like this: three people put all their eccentricities, repulsive habits, and dark secrets out there and then an unlucky person chooses between them. Who would audition for this mess? These people. Here's an audition tape of Baggage hopefuls.
Does anyone know what "ratting" is? I don't want to believe any of the Urban Dictionary definitions!
The Party Police totally killed the vibe recently in one Maryland neighborhood. Families in the close-knit Bethesda community weren't happy that neighbor Paul Pickthrone was hosting "bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism" (BDSM) parties in his castle-like house that is decked out with dungeon apparatuses. As 
