Ex Boyfriend

Last night Jon Stewart hosted Comedy Central's "Night of Too Many Stars" to raise money for autism (though to be clear, the network is against the disease). It was a mix of typical telethon antics with the advantage of being actually funny.

One stunt was an auction to hire a celebrity to do the winner's bidding. Two women held Steve Carell's hand while he simulated an orgasm, but the woman in the above video paid $20,000 to have Chris Rock curse out her ex. And when I say curse, I do mean $%*& curse, so NSFW in an audio way.

If money were no object, who would you hire to tell off an ex? I call dibs on Mel Gibson!

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My ex-boyfriend and I broke up about three years ago. He lives in Chicago and I live in New Jersey.  He broke up with me to live in Chicago with his new girlfriend.

We were engaged for two years and together for about four and a half. I still care about him very much so and am completely embarrassed to say that he and I still have sex (he comes down to Jersey once to twice a month to visit family and me).  I got some scary results from my Pap smear and it came out that I was HPV positive (the high risk one). The doctor said that I have cancerous cells.

I did a lot of research and I asked him to ask his girlfriend whether or not she has abnormal Pap smears and he completely flipped out on me and told me he can't be friends with me anymore. I'm devastated.  To make things worse, the doctor called days later and stated that he had made a mistake and that I'm actually OK.

I told my ex this but he still doesn't want to be friends with me. Stated that I placed him in an uncomfortable position. He isn't answering my phone calls or text messages. I don't know what to do.

Should I leave him alone and respect his wishes or try?

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Poor Liz Lemon. On last night's 30 Rock, she not only has to attend the wedding of the only normal man she's ever dated, she has to give a reading. So she goes on a desperate search for a date, revisiting her old flames. Along the way, she's reunited with Wesley, who wants to be her "settling soul mate," and invites him to be her date:

Wesley's still selling himself as husband material, pointing out that his only downside is that Liz actually hates him. Before the ceremony even starts, she goes in search of another date, but it doesn't turn out well. See what happens.