No one can tell a story quite like Amy Sedaris. Last night she told tales to David Letterman on topics ranging from her bad Winn-Dixie boss Mr. Blueberry to her crush on Dr. Phil. The author-comedienne says she wishes she had a problem she could bring to the self-help TV man. Watch her get passionate about Dr. Phil and his "needy" wife now!
It's already been four months since the queen of daytime television signed up to get her very own Twitter account, and now that she is quite the expert, Oprah Winfrey is sharing her Twitter habits with guests. When Dr. Phil stopped by the show last week, they both admitted to updating their profiles after they've already been somewhere — which is understandable considering the following of people they would have if they were live tweeting their whereabouts! Do you ever "fudge the truth" when tweeting?
A man who wears patterned suspenders over a gray shirt in a tacky parody of what a Wall Street trader would wear cannot afford to be as picky as this douchenozzle. John Fitzgerald, the infamous and delusional online dater — who Gawker calls "the worst person in the world" and who PetSugar is obsessed with — gets followed around by the Dr. Phil camera crew (douche overload!) and displays how picky he is about women. What's this douche's best line?
I love impressionist Frank Caliendo's impersonation of the dude I love to hate and hate to love: Mr. "You Can't Change What You Don't Acknowledge" Phil. (Don't ask me why — he utterly fascinates me.) With a pitch-perfect accent, mannerisms, and corny homilies (relationships can turn "as sour as a midget in a one-armed pickle fight"), Caliendo nails this one. I just wish we didn't have to see him as Dr. Phil nailing his wife. . . (My eyes! My innocent eyes!)
Oh, wait. Whew! It's just a novelist's strike. As long as I can watch Dr. Phil and Rock of Love — who needs novels?
The Facebook group "30 reasons girls should call it a night" has 175,000 subscribers and features over 5,000 pictures women have submitted of themselves in various states of dress, passed out, sometimes curled around a toilet. (Hawt!) The woman who started the group claims that this is her way of "equalizing" the sexes. Men do it, she says, why shouldn't women? Thoughts ladies? Let's dish!
This is the first non-purchasable product or service I've featured as a spoiled poll, but boy is it worth the exception! GiggleSugar told me about this woman who actually chews the food for her Chihuahua, Pieboy, and I had to see it to believe it. Now, personally, watching the clip didn't change my vote, but check it out yourself, vote, and let me know how you feel in your comments below!