Are you a dancer in distress? Worry no more. From installing "The New Light Bulb" to "The Eraser Clap" to "The Feeling-Awkward-While-Pumping-Gas" groove, these two unsocialized hermits have you covered, no coordination necessary. Either take your moves from them, or do what I do and take it from these guys.
More or less. You put your right foot in and your booty out, you put your head to the floor and you shake it all about, you do the hokey-pokey and you dump yourself off stage-- that's what it's all about!
Ever wonder where people learn all those obscure moves they bust out on the dance floor, like "the lawnmower" or "the sprinkler"? Well, I think I just found the dude responsible for proliferating these dance floor disasters. He's invented a few new grooves and demonstrates them for us in the following video. My favorite is "Cleaning Up The Poo In The Litter Box." Purr-fect that one and you're set to party.