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OnSugar Blog: Mourning the Four Letter Word

Lots of mamas like to think (and rhyme) out loud, and CaliChic is one of them.

Lots of mamas like to think (and rhyme) out loud, and CaliChic is one of them. Mourning the Four Letter Word comes from her OnSugar blog, Work it Momma.

The first child surely finds a way
Tto change the way we live our days.
Mostly for good
Though if I could,
Some things would never go away.
In the life of the working mom,
Nothing quite supplants the f-bomb.
It’s used to profess
Our level of stress
So we can go home cool and calm.
Now I mourn the four-letter word
and the fist, and the honk, and the bird.
I never knew
I would bid them adieu
‘Til the day something shameful occurred.
On the day our baby could walk,
it turned out he also could talk!
A parrot on cue,
he chirped one F – U
And left mommy and daddy in shock.
My message to parents out there,
someday you will learn not to swear.
Even habits this deep
you’ll replace with a beep
the day you have your little scare!

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North Carolina's Naughty License Plates Cause DMV Trouble

Click to ReadNaughty License Plate Made Granny Blush North Carolina's DMV is cooking up 10,000 replacement license plates after one 60-year-old grandmother got clued in by her text-savvy grandchild that her standard-issue plate contained an acronym that expresses disbelief in an explicit fashion.
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Naughty License Plate Made Granny Blush
North Carolina's DMV is cooking up 10,000 replacement license plates after one 60-year-old grandmother got clued in by her text-savvy grandchild that her standard-issue plate contained an acronym that expresses disbelief in an explicit fashion. As in, WTF.

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Did the Cookie Monster Say What I Think He Said?

This particular episode of Sesame Street was brought to us by the letter "F."

This particular episode of Sesame Street was brought to us by the letter "F." In keeping with the theme of the program, the Cookie Monster was to use a word beginning with the letter "F" to describe the fabulously fantastic cookie in his hand. One of Jimmy Kimmel's censors, however, didn't approve of the Cookie Monster's word choice and gave him the *bleep*. We can now only wonder what was really said...

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Joan Rivers: Live and *Bleeping* Uncensored

Joan Rivers recently appeared on a UK daytime talk show and let her mouth run loose thinking the censors would clean up her foul language.

Joan Rivers recently appeared on a UK daytime talk show and let her mouth run loose thinking the censors would clean up her foul language. There was just one problem: the show was live and there were no *bleeping* censors around. Even funnier is the fact that Joan knew these curse words were about to fly — as she went out of her way to alert the censors — but she said them anyway. Just for the *bleep* of it, I suppose.

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News Anchor Goes Berserk During Live News Broadcast

We don't know what was going on behind the scenes of this NBC news broadcast, but anchor Sue Simmons didn't like it one bit.

We don't know what was going on behind the scenes of this NBC news broadcast, but anchor Sue Simmons didn't like it one bit. When she was done filming her live segment, she piped up and let the vulgarity fly. (Am I noticing a trend here?) But there was one problem. The show wasn't over yet and Sue's mic was still on . . .

Thanks, College Humor!

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"That Guy" Doesn't Mince Words

The news would be far more entertaining if we ditched the talking heads and let talking T-shirts have some say.

The news would be far more entertaining if we ditched the talking heads and let talking T-shirts have some say.

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Baby Takes a Very Important Phone Call

They say kids grow up fast these days and they are not lying!

They say kids grow up fast these days and they are not lying! This doll barely has hair on her head, but she's already pacing around the house while taking care of business on her super-chic pink cell. Judging from her choice of words, the convo sounds less than pleasing. Is the IRS auditing her Pampers supply again? Sh*te! (Her word, not mine.)

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Sh*t Happens

Someone is so excited about the rocket blasting across his television set, he just can't keep the fun to himself.

Someone is so excited about the rocket blasting across his television set, he just can't keep the fun to himself. So he's gonna gleefully reiterate — eight times — what everyone in the room can fully see for themselves. But he's got a slightly different way of stating the obvious . . .

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Cussing Caterpillar Teaches Kids the Alphabet

The Leapfrog Alphabet Pal is a cute toy caterpillar that's supposed to teach tykes the ABCs.

The Leapfrog Alphabet Pal is a cute toy caterpillar that's supposed to teach tykes the ABCs. Each of the caterpillar's 26 legs says a different letter of the alphabet. Kids press, play, and learn — but they're learning a little more than their ABCs! Listen in: