Bollywood

workouts

Boogie Down to Burn Calories: The Doonya Bollywood Workout

As someone who loves to dance, I sometimes find it difficult to motivate myself and push the limit outside of a classroom environment.

As someone who loves to dance, I sometimes find it difficult to motivate myself and push the limit outside of a classroom environment. If you can relate, then you'll want to check out The Doonya Bollywood Workout ($25 for three DVDs). I can say with confidence it's one of the most fun dance DVD series I've worked out with to date.

Bollywood-style dance workouts have caught on for good reason, and the two Doonya instructors, Kajal and Priya, are the perfect ambassadors for this high-energy cardio craze. Their infectious smiles and positive energy transcend the screen, but more importantly, quality instruction keeps you connected to your workout from start to finish. The Doonya Workout is a three-part series, so keep reading to learn what to expect from each of the three DVDs.

News

The Myth of the Bollywood Actress Turned Hooker

After two Indian actresses were arrested for prostitution last month, an old story has made new rounds: actresses are available for the right price.

After two Indian actresses were arrested for prostitution last month, an old story has made new rounds: actresses are available for the right price.

It starts with demand. Men love the Bollywood actresses who gyrate across screens barely clothed. They're the polar opposite of the country's real women, who are covered from neck to toe in baggy pants and tunics. And it doesn't help that the actresses are known for living with men outside of marriage, which to the uninitiated is one step away from prostitution.

Pimps capitalize on the myth. They approach potential clients with a book of A-list actresses to choose from. Of course, she's never available — "stuck on set" — so the pimp suggests an up-and-coming actress who's really a prostitute. They make their money, and the client falls asleep thinking he could have bedded a big name. I bet when he retells the story he does!

If that's not enough, pimps have connections in the film industry. They buy ad space and create advertisements for fake films to glorify an "actress" in the lead role. The movie never gets made, of course, but the sex worker's rate goes up a whole lot of rupees.

The real victims are B- and C-level actresses, though, who buy into the myth. While I'm sure they go into it for money, they also try it because they're told to. It's falsely considered part of the journey, like waiting tables or doing aspirin commercials. Maybe it isn't all that different from Hollywood?

News

It's Springtime For Hitler in Bollywood

Bet you never thought the words Hitler and Bollywood would be in same sentence intentionally.

Bet you never thought the words Hitler and Bollywood would be in same sentence intentionally. First-time director Rakesh Ranjan Kumar is set to start filming My Dear Friend Hitler next month. Named for how Gandhi once began a letter to the former führer, it reveals the surprisingly friendly German-Indian relationship.

Hitler praised India during World War II in an attempt to woo loyalty away from the British, and the movie plans to show how Hitler contributed, indirectly, to India's independence in 1947. As for Hitler's obscene glorification of the Aryan race? Bygones, I guess.

While the movie won't be filled with the song and dance we've come to expect from Bollywood, it won't be a straight-up war movie either. It will focus on Hitler's last days and his relationship and marriage to Eva Braun, which was kept a secret from the public until after his death.

“It will be a romance but not in the typical sense,” the director said, it “aims to capture the personality of Adolf Hitler." Whatever it is, he's got our attention.

Fitness

New Exercise Trend: Masala Bhangra

Last week we talked about the new workouts you wanted to try and today we're adding another to the list: Masala Bhangra.

Last week we talked about the new workouts you wanted to try and today we're adding another to the list: Masala Bhangra. For those of you not familiar with Masala Bhangra, it's similar to the energetic dance numbers seen in Bollywood cinema and the worldwide hit Slumdog Millionaire.

Created by expat Sarina Jain, the hour-long cardio workout incorporates sliding steps, squats, jumps, turns, and lots of hand and wrist movement set against upbeat modern Bhangra music — a percussion-based genre that sounds like a mash-up of hip-hop and classical Indian music. The instructors are extremely motivating and the class environment feels more like a fun party than a workout regimen.

Jain first introduced the workout through a series of tapes in the 1990s but as she sensed the growing interest in Indian culture, she decided to teach classes as well. If you are a fan of dance workouts, give Masala Bhangra a try. It's a great way to burn 500 calories.

If you have done this workout, I'd love to hear what you think of it . . .

Bollywood

Bollywood Bound: 15 Celebrities Who've Worn Indian Looks

Hollywood and Bollywood have had a longstanding, if sometimes fraught, love affair, and there's a rich history of inspiration and exchange between the two film production powerhouses.
Hollywood Celebrities Who Wear Indian Looks

Hollywood and Bollywood have had a longstanding, if sometimes fraught, love affair, and there's a rich history of inspiration and exchange between the two film production powerhouses. So it makes sense that celebrities on this side of the Pacific would want to emulate the lavish looks from Subcontinental cinema, as well as Indian culture, more widely. They sometimes don't get it right, though (got a wedding? No? Then why the maang tikka?), or ape essentializing stereotypes, and therein lies the issue. What do you think of celebrities wearing bindis, jewelry, and other Indian stylistic elements? Is it harmless homage, ignorant appropriation, or something else entirely? Take a look and decide for yourself.

Movies

Have You Ever Watched a Horror Film Alone?

I was just asking you guys if you go to the movies alone, and here we have some news about that very thing.


I was just asking you guys if you go to the movies alone, and here we have some news about that very thing. Only this news is way more bizarre than just taking in a Saturday matinee by oneself. A 30-year-old man in India, Pavin Ponanna, bought all the seats to a showing of the horror film Phoonk, just so he could watch the movie alone. Why? Apparently the film's director, Bollywood producer-director Ram Gopal Verma, claimed his movie was so scary, nobody could watch it alone. So, Ponanna set out to prove him wrong.

In preparation for the big scary night, Ponanna visited a temple and asked the cinema staff to have a doctor on call, but when the film was over Ponanna claimed, "I never felt scared, not even for a moment. I took just 10 minutes to settle down." The whole thing cost him 47,000 rupees ($1,160) in tickets. You can check out the trailer for Phoonk here.

Have you ever seen a scary movie alone? Have you ever watched a scary movie alone to prove to yourself you could do it?

Source

Love It or Hate It

Love It or Hate It? CB2 Bollywood Pillow

On one hand, the CB2 Bollywood Pillow ($19.95) kind of cracks me up, and I like its monochromatic look.

On one hand, the CB2 Bollywood Pillow ($19.95) kind of cracks me up, and I like its monochromatic look. On the other hand, unless you happen to be a bona-fide film buff, I think it's kind of a strange thing to own, let alone display on your couch. What do you think?

Humor

Flashback: '80s Bollywood Music Vid

If we think that the Bollywood music vids of today look and sound like madness run amok, then imagine what they delivered back in the '80s.

If we think that the Bollywood music vids of today look and sound like madness run amok, then imagine what they delivered back in the '80s. Hmm. . .a bouncy sequined mess of cheesy choreography coupled with an ensemble of spazoids posing as second-rate cheerleaders while wearing cheap, over-sized animal head masks? Why yes, that's exactly what Bollywood served up in the '80s! Surprise, surprise.

Humor

May He Poop on My Knee?

I love that Ben, the guy who made up the "translation" for this Bollywood video, feels compelled to tell us, "This is not a real translation.

I love that Ben, the guy who made up the "translation" for this Bollywood video, feels compelled to tell us, "This is not a real translation. It's just what I think it sounds like." Well, what do you know! You mean, "Would you mustard my hole with a genie, baby?" isn't really one of the lyrics? I'm actually kinda disappointed.