Backflip

Our gal here thinks that rolling around on stage in a bathing suit with her legs spread eagle is hot, but it's not. Even with a backwards somersault and some offstage booty bouncing — it still ain't sexy. But it's worth a good laugh for all the sober folks at home. Girlfriend's gonna need more than two aspirin before bedtime to rid herself of a pounding headache tomorrow morning . . .

I'm not much into the whole wrestling thing. Quite frankly, the vision of young men in spandex unitards ain't my cup of tea. But if you look past the lemon-lime monstrosity the guy's sporting below and instead focus on his skill, you might kinda-sorta get into the game. (Meanwhile, all the dudes in town are sick of seeing the gals swoon over this flippin' annoying "party trick" at play. Show off.)

Those farm girls really get around, and I'm not kidding. Watch them contort their bodies in every which direction while singing a tribute to potato salad. I'm just as confused as you, but what's even more perplexing is how these gals manage to bend over backwards in those high-waisted hot pants without achieving the ultimate of wedgies. Now there's some skill! (Might want to skip the first minute, cuz after that all the action begins.)

Is this hamster training for an Olympic high bar event, or is he doing those backflips to cheer me up this Monday morning?