I'm sure this "better than cool" recruitment vid from the '80s is entertaining — after a long night of beer pong and keg stands. But I really don't know how these frat boys thought they'd attract new members by showing off their collective lack of talent and originality. From Fabio to Andrew Dice Clay to Slash, these dudes are a pack of posers. At least the alcohol makes them honest. One boasts that he "may be a slut, but . . . ain't no wh*re." A double negative can be a wonderful thing, no?