Maybe you're a gal who likes your man to wear a lot of jewelry and reek of the latest eau de toilette for men. In that case, my apologies. But for the rest of you who realize the date's over before it's begun if the dude shows up dressed like Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever and smells like him to boot, tell me — what's tackier?
Easter has come and gone, but our bunny appears to have left behind . . . a child's left leg? Don't tell me; I don't want to know. But I do want you to check out GiggleSugar's best pics of the week. How else are you gonna meet a dude named Peter Assmann? Or, at least, see his name in writing on a wall . . .
Depending on how you look at it, Ed Wood Jr. was either one of the worst filmmakers who ever lived or, as I see it, one of its geniuses. It takes work to make bad movies this bad. And from his magnum opus Plan 9 From Outer Space to his sensitive (and autobiographical) look into crossdressing, Glen or Glenda, this dude knew how to write some dialogue. How can you argue with the following line? "We are all interested in the future, because that is where we are all going to spend the rest of our lives." He's right! Check out this montage for more zingers.
A couple of ad guys had a boring product on their hands, so they went online and made a viral vid to promote the product— without making any mention of the product. Ridiculous or genius? You decide. They took the The Office, added unnecessary censorship, some sexual innuendo, and the end result is your nagging curiosity. What the @#$% is everyone talking about? What two words are they repeating? By the end of the vid, I bet you'll head over to the company's website to get some @#$%ing answers. Before you do, let me know what you think these office peeps are saying in the comments.
"Now I have something to say, but this here — whatchamacallit? — microphone won't work, dagnabbit! I've seen them youngins put these talking devices up to their ears like this, but that ain't doing any good for me now. Lesse here. How 'bout I flip it upside down like so? Nah, no good. Ya know, that's what's wrong with the world today. Technology does more harm than good with all these 'technical difficulties' we get all the damn time. When I was a kid. . .oh? Hold it like this. Oh, OK."
Tonight from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. local time, major cities around the world are celebrating Earth Hour. Flipping lights off for 60 minutes in a sort of ecological version of the 1980s Hands Across America, organizers hope to unite the world in awareness of the threat of climate change.
Cities like Sydney, Melbourne, and Bangkok (where this picture was snapped) have already fallen dark, and the US is gearing up to join in. A sense of community and ecological awareness is at the heart of the event, though critics are calling the event a gimmick that will have little overall impact.
With energy consumption high on the list of environmental impacts, and states like Maryland possibly facing rolling blackouts as early as 2011, is this event just what the world needs to make the "a-ha!" light bulb go on?
It might only be March, but John McCain has officially kicked off the general election. Here's his first ad, the airing of which tacitly points to the time the Democrats are losing while they continue to scrap amongst themselves.
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