Oh look, just in time for Halloween. The seller claims he found it on his doorstep and that it must be a gift from some ghoulish prankster. I have no idea why this thing exists, but more importantly, I'm not buying it. If ghosts are metaphysical and transparent, why would their poop be rock hard? Wouldn't it be made of holographic shadows or something? Nice try, buddy, but I can see right through you . . . see what I did there?