Ever wonder what Elvis and Jesus would look like hanging out in heaven? Well, the velvet painting artist Ramirez wants to aid you in your reveries. With "lovely purple clouds, Jesus in brown robes, Elvis . . . wearing a jacket with high-collar white shirt [and] a halo behind his head," Ramirez's amazing painting will give you more to go on the next time you daydream about this match made in heaven. As I write this, the auction has only five hours to go, but perhaps it will be relisted. Click here for the details.