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May 9, 2007

by GiggleSugar 16

A zombie with a plan!

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16 Comments

2 years 32 weeks

Jessica Lauren is a scam. Please do not believe her. She has taken money from me and I never received the loan. Private Lodge Bank, who she is supposed to have deposited the money with is a fake. They keep asking for more fees. I have reported them all to internet fraud and the authorities in Nigeria,

2 years 43 weeks

I am a financier I am willing to lend out loans with Low interest rate and with in the amount of $5,000 to $80,000,000 as the loan offer,I offer loan to all categories of people ,firms, companies, all kinds of business organizations, private individuals and real estate investors, I give out loans at very cheap and moderate rates. I am a certified, registered and legit lender. You can contact me today if you are interested in getting this loan, contact me for more information about the loan process, process like the loan terms and conditions and how the loan will be transferred to you. I need your urgent response if you are interested. I will need you to state the amount you are seeking so that i can prepare my terms for the loan.It should be stated in USD and the duration should also be stated. I need your urgent response if you are interested. You are to contact us with this e-mail fastestsgloan@gmail.com

2 years 49 weeks

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MSN Chat: selphoneltd@live.com Email:selphoneltd@gmail.com Email:sunexplaza@live.com For chat add us up here MSN CHAT :selphoneltd@gmail.com Skype Chat : itemstrading Contact Name : Ceo ,Anbarin Marks Apple iPad 3G Wi-Fi 16GB / 32GB / 64GB Cost $500 USD Apple iPad has a high-resolution, 9.7-inch LED-backlit IPS display which is remarkably crisp and vivid. Which makes it perfect for web browsing, watching movies, or viewing photos. With iPad, there is no up or down. It’s designed to show off your content in portrait or landscape orientation with every turn. And because it uses a display technology called IPS (in-plane switching), it has a wide, 178° viewing angle. So you can hold it almost any way you want and still get a brilliant picture, with excellent color and contrast. 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3 years 10 weeks

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3 years 32 weeks

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jennjennnbubba 3 years 32 weeks

hmm, whats with the wacky phone promo scammer.... wish the zombieman who posted this ad would get him! ... love the Kids Ok part!!

jennjennnbubba 3 years 32 weeks

hmm, whats with the wacky phone promo scammer.... wish the zombieman who posted this ad would get him! ... love the Kids Ok part!!

3 years 32 weeks

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3 years 49 weeks

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