If You Had to...

If You Had to...

January 15, 2008

by GiggleSugar 6

Being involved with either of these skeeves would be dangerous to your health in more ways than one. But which one of these douchey exploiters would you get with, if you had to. . .

Humor Poll Howard K. Stern If You Had To Adnan Ghalib

6 Comments

pixelsugar 5 years 18 weeks

I'm going to choose Ghalib. At least I could do the world a favor and shave that landing strip off of his face when he passed out. Seriously, I didn't know you could get a Brazilian on your face!

Aimeelo 5 years 18 weeks

Remember that quarter trick when you were kids? "I bet you can't roll this quarter from your forehead to chin?" and you would end up with a stupid black line down you face? Adnan Ghalib was still to stupid to fall for.

misslarue 5 years 18 weeks

Tough choice, but I went with Howard.

freegracefrom 5 years 18 weeks

*I mean wasn't married. Double negatives aren't not cool.

freegracefrom 5 years 18 weeks

Howard K Stern is a scumbag, but at least he wasn't not married. Lesser of two evils in my eyes.

exyank 5 years 18 weeks

I picked Adnan, because at least he'd be fun in bed. I can't imagine (nor do I want to!) having sex with Howard K. Stern. *shudder*