If You Had To...

If You Had To...

April 23, 2008

by GiggleSugar 15

This If You Had To is a bit of a departure from the others, because these two are actually kinda hot underneath all their crunky skank. The English have a knack for producing this "addicted pirate who is allergic to bathing" type. In one corner, I present you with Russell Brand. Apparently, he is the best thing about Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Did I mention he is a recovering heroin and sex addict? And in the other corner, Pete Doherty. (What is this dude not addicted to?) Who would you have dirty pirate sex with, if you had to. . .

Pete Doherty Humor Poll Forgetting Sarah Marshall If You Had To Russell Brand

15 Comments

PVJ 4 years 36 weeks

i wouldnt HAVE to... i would freely. Pete Doherty is a Beautiful person, who writes amazing lyrics, and is absalutly amazing Russell Brand has just got sex appeal, and is gorgeous. and is pretty funny.

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rabidmoon 4 years 47 weeks

Pete...having lived in Scotland for 6 years and being subjected to Russell's particular "Brand" (sorry) of tw*tness which passes for talent, makes me wonder how anyone slept with him, the guy is a preening, talentless dufus. :D Pete's a mess, but he has this whole chimneysweep ragamuffin screwup thing going for him, and he's a musician. Whilst I do not really like either of them, if forced to choose, its no contest.

sugarbritches 5 years 3 weeks

Yeah...can't even play this round...just not an option, both are too skeevy..

yadiet 5 years 3 weeks

at least russell looks like he washes his hair. that other dude is NASTY

radarkitty 5 years 3 weeks

I picked Russell. I wouldn't touch Pete with a 50 foot pole!

SkinnyMarie 5 years 3 weeks

I would rather die.

colormesticky 5 years 3 weeks

Seppuku?

miss-britt 5 years 3 weeks

Kate knows how to pick them.

miss-britt 5 years 3 weeks

i pick pete. because actually pete is a really good musician. He could write a beautiful song about me.

Hannah426 5 years 3 weeks

They are nasty.

GiggleSugar 5 years 3 weeks

Good point, raieven! I'll leave it to others to decide what that means. ;)

raieven 5 years 3 weeks

Kate Moss has slept with both of them. side note: I saw Pete on Jonathan Ross and he was adorable.

ally14 5 years 3 weeks

RUSSELL. I'd chose without HAVING to.

sweetpeabrina 5 years 3 weeks

Ew. I refuse to vote. I think I'd choose death. :D

Dana18 5 years 3 weeks

If I really had to , it would be Russell. He is the lesser of to grungy wankers!