If You Had To...

If You Had To...

April 14, 2008

by GiggleSugar 12

These two fancy themselves as tough guys with some affinity to the mystical East. Chuck Norris has been kickin' it kung fu style since back in the day, and Steven Seagal, when he's not starring in clunkers like Under Siege, participates in the creation of dubious energy drinks. With whom would you have tantric sex involving lots of heavy breathing, hand holding, and staring into one another's beady eyes if you had to...

Humor Poll Steven Seagal If You Had To Chuck Norris

12 Comments

rabidmoon

rabidmoon 4 years 47 weeks

uuugh uuuuuuuunoooooo If we are going with aging martial artist/actors....can't I have Jackie Chan instead? :P

rashell 5 years 2 weeks

drunk? i picked steven. he USED to be attractive....when i was like 2.. and he didn't have 4 chins :)

NadiaPotter 5 years 4 weeks

mmm I found it "easy" in comparison with the earlies "if you had to"I vote for chuck norris, but that don't mean if something I will do it sober people!

NadiaPotter 5 years 4 weeks

mmm I found it "easy" in comparison with the earlies "if you had to" I vote for chuck norris, but that don't mean if something I will do it sober people!

oh cecilia baby 5 years 5 weeks

firecrotch hehehehe

oh cecilia baby 5 years 5 weeks

firecrotch hehehehe

colormesticky 5 years 5 weeks

Chuck Norris. I would crush him and then brag about it.

fuzzles 5 years 5 weeks

I'm assuming paper bags would be provided....?

thisgirlzakillah 5 years 5 weeks

ewewewewewew. neither, BUT if i had to, chuck norris. but id have to be extremely liquored up for this.lol

radarkitty 5 years 5 weeks

I picked Seagal. He's a little younger looking and I prefer bigger guys than littler ones...eh hem..:innocent:

saritabonita 5 years 5 weeks

jajajajaj i totally cracked up and people in the office stared. i am SOOO not answering this... i feel like im gonna be shunned if i pick either

SkinnyMarie 5 years 5 weeks

That was a hard decision to make! I picked the one with the better hair plugs.