Douche-a-palooza* 2008, you ask? Nope. It's our regular "If You Had To..." feature. This time, the competition's fierce. Behind nimrod door # 1: Travis Barker, former drummer for Blink 182. Behind nimrod door # 2: Kid Rock, perpetually rockin' the gold medallion-wearin' pimp-billy look. Who would you knock boots with, if you had to...
Source and *thanks to Flippy for coining "Douche-a-palooza."
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ugh, those are two of the most repugnant people i can imagine. tough call. i went with with travis barker before i remembered he likely threw it in paris hilton. but kid rock looks like a catfish. oh gigglesugar, you pose the questions that keep me up at night.
1this is truly a horrifying dilemma. i decided to go with travis barker because he clearly weighs a lot less, and thus perhaps you wouldn't notice him as much.
2yikes!!
I said kid rock
3Celibacy is the only logical answer!!
4Yep, the first time I ever really thought: sure, I could go the rest of my life without getting *any*. ugh.
5I chose Kid Rock -- just because I like a little meat on my men. Of course, I'd close my eyes and just pray it would end super fast!
6it's really a disease either way...
7That's a tough call, but I think I would go for Kid Rock. Both are equally disgusting, but I'd rather be with someone who hasn't been with Paris Hilton.
8I honestly find Travis Barker attractive. I think it's from his MTV show that got me to like him more ...
9Easy! Travis! That way I could amuse myself looking at his tattoos while engaging in extracurricular activities.
10I'm with you fashionhore. I've always been a fan of Travis Barker and think he's totally hot. It wouldn't be a "If I had" situation for me.
11i think travis is a catch! he's not a nimrod and doesn't deserve to be in the same category as that douche kid rock.
12Kid Rock all the way!!!
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