Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay
Worst Analogies Ever Written In A High School Essay...And yes, there was actually a contest for this. Below are a few of the "winning" (or least profound) entries:
- Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. - Unknown
- He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. - Jack Bross, Chevy Chase
- The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. - Russell Beland, Springfield
- From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30. - Roy Ashley, Washington
- Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. - Russell Beland, Springfield
- Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man." - Russell Beland, Springfield
- The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. - Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.
- They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. - Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.
- The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play. - Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria
- Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake. - Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills
- McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. - Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring
- The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon. - Unknown
- He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. - Joseph Romm, Washington
