World Beard and Mustache Championships

If You Had To...

May 21, 2008

by GiggleSugar 11

The biennial World Beard and Mustache Championships are taking place in Anchorage, Alaska next year. Here are a couple of the American contenders. Not all women hate beards, but these two would try the patience of even the most open-minded of women! On the left, we have former pizza delivery professional Great Burke Kenny, who is pursuing his studies at Evergreen College in Olympia, Washington. On the right, meet Jack Passion, "artist, musician, and beardsman." (He is 23-years-old, if you can believe it!) Who would you lock lips with at the risk of irritating your skin if you had to...

Humor Poll If You Had To

11 Comments

docids 4 years 37 weeks

Aww y'all be hatin. Bet you couldn't even GROW a beard.

freegracefrom 4 years 51 weeks

The guy in red looks a little bit more... kempt. I guess him. The guy in white looks like one of the ZZTop guys, ack.

stephley 4 years 51 weeks

Nope, you couldn't make me.

stephley 4 years 51 weeks

Nope, you couldn't make me.

jessie 4 years 51 weeks

:pimp: ummm...weeeellll...at least the beard could be used as a blindfold, so i couldn't see...((((shudders))))

jessie 4 years 51 weeks

:pimp: ummm...weeeellll...at least the beard could be used as a blindfold, so i couldn't see...((((shudders))))

GiggleSugar 4 years 51 weeks

A nonny mouse! ;)

a nonny mouse 4 years 51 weeks

If I must. . .Pizza man! Grab those handle-bars and ride.

a nonny mouse 4 years 51 weeks

If I must. . . Pizza man! Grab those handle-bars and ride.

arbywhopper 4 years 51 weeks

EW!!! I couldn't imagin locking lips with either one of these guys!! EW!

haze 4 years 51 weeks

Ah -- I'm having a whole lotta trouble coming up with a reason for the "have to lock lips" with either of these guys. I'll just stand back and watch as you do your choosing. It's like Sadie Hawkin's Day. Go for it.