This is clearly a joke, but it was filmed by real Jewelry Television spokespeople. They thought a little false advertising could go a "long" way. Not so much. Is it just me, or are they jacking J.T.'s "D*ck In A Box" concept? That is, "On this very special occasion, give the gal you love the gift that'll go the distance. Give her the gift of wood." Lame.

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