Who's the Real Courtney Stodden? With her super-sexed-up persona, it's difficult to grasp that Courtney Stodden is only 17 years old when she looks twice that age. While we wait to see Courtney's birth certificate to prove once and for all that she's just your average teenager with a much-older celebrity husband, here are some guesses at what Courtney actually is, from an old lady to a robot.