Who Is the Douchiest Douche of 2007?

This past year, we studied up on our doucheology, defined our terms, consulted with the douchebag expert, and pinpointed the carriers responsible for the douchepidemic sweeping the nation. Beware ladies: carriers of the douche mutation are everywhere. Only some suffer from Popped Collar Syndrome (PCS); others are more subtle in their outward display of douche. Put your detection skills to the test by identifying the douchiest douche of 2007.

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