Am I missing something, or are the women who are making headlines these days batsh*t insane? Where are the accomplished female scientists, writers or pilots-able-to-land-in-the-Hudson-without-hurting-anyone stories? Instead, we hear about Nadya Suleman, a woman who, if there were no fertility specialists, would just have lots and lots of Beanie Babies instead of 14 children and no job. And then there's Sheyla Hershey, the woman whose huge rack wasn't big enough for her after nine plastic surgeries so she left her boyfriend, went to Brazil and had what looks like a giant butt installed onto her chest (using a gallon of silicone that now makes her a 38KKK). So, here's my question: Who's crazier?