Which Wig Should Britney Choose?

Which Wig Should Britney Choose?

February 19, 2007

by GiggleSugar 10

Everyone knows by now that Britney Spears has gone off the deep end and done what many monks, Marines, and radical lesbians have done for years: chosen to shave off all her hair. Why'd she do it? Maybe to protest what must be the worst life possible: having photographers stalking you constantly and tabloids scrutinizing your every move. Look Brit, let me help you out. Below is an assortment of wigs. (I'm not loving the wig you've got now.) Choose one and make your escape. Go to the Catskills with the kids, take up knitting, organic farming, canning preserves...and get your sh*t together. So folks, help her out: Which wig should Britney choose?

Britney Spears Humor Poll Wig

10 Comments

angelia 6 years 11 weeks

none - let her be her self!

krisua 6 years 11 weeks

Demi looks just good :)

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rubialala 6 years 12 weeks

Okay, seriously, the Aniston, but I'd love to see her in any of the others just as a joke.

iLoVeBaM92879 6 years 12 weeks

i think she should either go for the Demi,(cuz she happens to look good with long straight hair), or the K-Fed Corn rows,(cuz she can pull off that white gangsta look).

sexyface 6 years 12 weeks

I go for the selma

uptowngirl1999 6 years 12 weeks

i say the new wave mullet--so she can look like the trash she is, but still be trendy at the same time!

LizaToad 6 years 12 weeks

i'd go for the ELVIS! :woohoo:

GiggleSugar 6 years 12 weeks

HaHa Marci. I agree with you: Britney wearing the fro wig in the Catskills would be HIGHlarious. However, I also believe the stalkerazzi would hightail it to the Catskills to take pictures, so maybe the Aniston would be better.

t0xxic 6 years 12 weeks

THose hot colors are cool! lol but for real the aniston

Marci 6 years 12 weeks

For fun, The Elvis - one southerner to another For real - The Aniston For those crazy Catskill nights? The Fro