We know that women's clothes and shoes say a lot about their place in society. Stilettos, although they can signify power by looking so tough, can also hobble all but the most stalwart Carrie Bradshaws of the world. (And how powerful can you look with wobbly ankles or falling on your face?) But some seriously bizarro shoe trends threaten to send us to the emergency room, or in some cases, the psych ward. (Posh, dear, those boots were not made for walking.) What the hell is going on with these shoes and which shoes do you think are the craziest?